I am an Arabic language specialist teaching English to Iraqi businessmen who fuck and impregnate me. It's difficult for many people to learn foreign languages, but I was lucky to have an aptitude for it. I could fluently speak, read and write Spanish by the end of middle school and I became fluent in French and German in high school.
It was clear to me at the beginning of my senior year in high school that I wanted to attend a college that specialized in the language arts. I still didn't know which languages I wanted to learn, but I was considering Mandarin and Russian.
All changed for me when our country was attacked by terrorists at the beginning of that school year. Several days following those attacks in September , it became apparent to me that our country would need Arabic language teachers and interpreters to help our military conduct a lengthy war on the radicals who caused such destruction in our nation.
The Arabic language wasn't taught in our school, so I started studying the language on my own and made plans to attend a college program that would immerse me in the Arabic culture and teach me classic Arabic and many of the major dialects. Arabic is one of the most difficult languages to master and I hoped that my keen talent for languages would make it easier for me to learn it.
I was able to attend the college of my choice which provided me with a superior learning experience and I mastered both the languages and an in-depth understanding of the cultures of the Middle East. Most of my professors were naturalized, foreign national men from various countries in the Middle East, and they did little to dispel the myths of Arab men.
